I need to open a new account now!?

No im getting no correct answer and if you dont show me how or let me, i'll switch to another server!!! I have to start using an account... I have important situations that need to be addressed!!!!!! Please no more with will get back in 24 hrs.!!!! That doesn't work or help me...... show me now how to open an account or something to click on to open an account! Thank you in advance for your cooperation! This is a serious issue.... Manette V.