Would you pay to watch a tarzan film where the lead role is played by a retard who pulls animals tails for fun?

Imagine Steve Irwin who was famous for poking sticks at dangerous animals - well this Tarzan character stands on giraffes backs and pushes his fingers into hippos nostrils - that kind of stuff - does all his own stunts. Real edge of the seat stuff - could even donate some of the profit to the spastic shops